Aqui deberia ir algun comentario filosofico, la cosa es que soy un enfermo de mierda, pero paso piola, pues bueno, como todos, solo que yo lo acepto.BUEEEH... Me llamo Renato Quiroz Farias, estudio Pedagogia en Inglés, me gustan los videos juegos y los monos chinos, toco bateria porque no aprendi a tocar guitarra, igual me gusta, pero las mujeres no se derriten tanto :(
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POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.
VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
BLACK METAL: The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.
GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
NU METAL: The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
That’s wall I call “technique” #hentai #paizuru #bakemonogatari
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Seiryu – “We heard you like Pokémon” (2013)
“We heard you like Pokémon!” es nuestro más sincero tributo a la franquicia Pokémon, de la cual somos muy fanáticos. Éste EP es prácticamente Seiryu en su lado más técnico! Un mini compilado presentando nuestro“PokéMedley!” con algunos temas extras, es un homenaje a los monstruos de bolsillo más famosos del mundo. Presentado por primera vez en la ceremonia de clausura del Pokémon Day Chile 2013, es un regalo al entrenador Pokémon que llevamos dentro!
El track principal de éste EP es el “PokéMedley!”, una bestia instrumental de más de 12 minutos de duración en donde podrán pasear por varias de las melodías clásicas de las 2 primeras generaciones de la franquicia (Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver y Crystal). Éste track fue compuesto, sacado y arreglado en Julio de 2012 para su presentación en AniLive!+ de ése año (la cual no se pudo realizar por razones técnicas), por lo que posteriormente fue grabada en Diciembre de 2012 y preparada para ser la suculenta ceremonia de clausura del Pokémon Day Chile 2013 (el evento Pokémon más grande de Latinoamérica) en Enero de 2013, presentada ante más de 2.300 personas junto a casi 30 Cosplayers que iban representando y actuando, en tiempo real, cada una de las escenas, lugares y batallas del Medley.
the virginity force is strong with this one.
(Source: chileandude86, via my-happiness-is-your-sorrow)
